Iris. My dumb bitch wife <3

pookie you dumb motherfucker you're like, the most important person in my life. hands-down. I genuinely really really admire you and your strength, the way that you do everything with confidence, and your ability to hang around me despite the fact that I can be absolutely insufferable sometimes. You're the kindest, sweetest girl I know, and you've been with me through thick and thin. I can't understate just how much I love you girlie. I know we fuck around a lot but oh my god I really really look up to you. I fully intend to move in with you, and we can absolutely get married one day. I cherish every moment that I spend on call with you, or just in random ass tycoons with you. I always look forward to hanging out with you, and honestly I'm not sure I'd be here today without you. You're so damn cool. I know you've been through so much in life but god damn you're strong. I mean holy shit. I'll love you forever pookie, I want you to know that you'll always be my favorite person, my number one, numero uno, etc. Nobody out there has nearly as much aura as you do, and I don't want you to ever forget that. Thank you. For always being here for me. I love you, Iris.

Ever since we first met I knew that we were gonna click. It started out with the piss room, idk if you still remember that shit but oh my god when we were in vc together I don't think I ever laughed harder. you were there through all of my e-relationships, through vex (💀), hail, and literally every single other one of them. You're the undisputed goat of my life, and I owe everything to you. Nobody makes me grin like you do, nobody makes me laugh so hard that I cramp up and have to drink water, nobody makes me happy like you. You're the light of my life, and I need you to know that.


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